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DANE WATTS
Founder & Principal Systems Architect
HETZNER CPX 11 ΓÇó 0.00 LOAD ΓÇó 100% UPTIME
ΓÜí DIGITAL BUSINESS CARD & ARCHITECTURAL PROFILE

Dane Watts

Founder & Principal Systems Architect ΓÇö Epic Expressions

Engineering lightning-fast Canadian cloud infrastructure, bespoke commercial web applications, and autonomous AI-assisted operations from Oshawa, Ontario. Dedicated to sub-second load times, zero WordPress bloat, and resilient digital craft.

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Production Systems & Platforms

A snapshot of core infrastructure and client properties actively engineered and managed.

01 // PARENT INFRASTRUCTURE

Epic Expressions Cloud Node

Dedicated Ashburn CPX 11 virtual private server orchestrating multiple isolated Nginx virtual hosts, PHP 8.3-FPM pools, and Let's Encrypt multi-domain SSL certificates with sub-second Canadian edge routing.

Explore Epic Expressions Hub
02 // COMMERCIAL AGENCY

Durham Web Design

Bespoke digital agency flagship serving businesses across Oshawa, Whitby, Ajax, and Pickering. Delivers sub-0.5s mobile load times, 100/100 Core Web Vitals, transparent CAD pricing, and built-in lead telemetry.

Visit durhamweb.design
03 // ENTERPRISE CLIENT

GMSRA Member Portal

Official association portal for General Motors of Canada Salaried Retirees. Custom bespoke theme, WCAG AAA senior readability standards, dual-environment development, and automated historical PDF archives.

Visit gmsalariedretirees.com
04 // AUTONOMOUS OPERATIONS

Operations HUD & Sales Bot

Real-time telemetry HUD streaming hardware metrics and Git deployments. Features an interactive Telegram Bot (@Epicexx_bot) generating instant prospect audits, proposal contracts, and automated daily newspaper PDFs.

Launch Operations HUD

Architectural Benchmark

Comparing our hand-crafted, browser-native stack against legacy WordPress agencies.

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